Arteta’s Men Unlucky to Lose to City’s Slickers
Raheem Sterling scored the only goal of the game to put a resurgent Arsenal to the sword in a Saturday night thriller at The Etihad this weekend. De Bruyne and Jesus were missing for the game but as usual, Sergio Aguero who has been missing for four months obviously...
A Kieran-avirus Scare as Armstrong Stretches Arteta’s Defence Mechanism
Left-back superstar Kieran Tierney is already out of our next Premier League game after his Scottish teammate contracted coronavirus. We were due to play Man City at the Etihad next weekend after yet another round of annoying friendlies, but it appears as though...
Arsenal Mascot Offers to Play Football to Save Destitute Midfielders Job
Arsenal's fluffy green mascot; Gunnersaurus, has offered to play all of Mesut Ozil's games to keep the German World Cup winner in a job. Ozil has been mysteriously dropped by Mikel Arteta since the COVID restart but the fluffy oversized king of the tyrant lizards has...
ArsenalShorts Transfer Window Roundup
Well, yesterday was another Jim White frenzy, a fight to the death which actually ended pretty well for us Arsenal fans. The big signing was obviously that of Thomas Partey from Atletico Madrid for £45m, we activated his release clause on the day, and got embroiled in...
Arsenal’s Europa League Opponents Revealed in Europa League Draw Shocker
We will face Irish side Dundalk, Rapid Vienna and Molde in this season's Europa League group stages. We were drawn in Group B, avoiding some of the big guns such as AC Milan, Sparta Prague, Benfica and Tottenham to name but three. The first three group games will take...
Anfield Awaits – early Liverpool away team news
In the biggest match of the season so far, the current World Champions take on Liverpool at Anfield this evening, with both sides bidding to continue their perfect start to the season. Arsenal thrashed Liverpool on penalties in the global battle of the universe at...
Arsenal Youngster McGuinness Joins Ipswich Town on Loan
Mark McGuinness has been sent out on loan to Ipswich to gain some valuable first team experience. Irish Under 19's McGuinness (19) has moved up through the ranks and joined Arsenal when he was just 10 and could make his debut for Ipswich against Rochdale on Saturday....
Arteta’s Gone to Iceland – Runarsson Joins!
The club have just announced that we've finalised the signing of young Icelandic keeper Runar Alex Runarsson. The 25 year old has joined from French side Dijon [insert mustard joke here] for about a million quid adding to our condiment of goalkeepers [there it is]. He...
Arsenal 2-1 West Ham – Arsenal leave it late
Supersub Eddie Nketiah popped up with just five minutes left on the clock to win us all three points against West Ham on Saturday. Alexandre Lacazette had put us ahead with a Oli Giroud bullet header on the end of a sublime Aubameyang chip after just 25 minutes before...
Arsenal vs West Ham Team News
After a great result away at Fulham last weekend, we'll be looking to make it two out of two with our second derby of the season as West Ham come to The Emirates. West Ham lost to Newcastle in their opening game and will be looking to get back to winning ways as the...
