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Xhaka Signs…?

In some leaked photo’s yesterday, it seems as though Granit Xhaka is an Arsenal player.

Some sketchy tabloid details here…

Our new kit was also unveiled today, in what looks like a premature release after the leaked photo yesterday.

Head on over to Free Betting Online if you’re interested in how our new player will do in the upcoming Euros.

Full kit details here: http://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/puma-kit/icat/pumakit

Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa…

In the last game of the season, we needed a win, and a Newcastle win to give us a shot of another hilarious end of season.

And, guess what? Spurs Spurssed it right up again, and lost 5-1 to already relegated Newcastle who only had ten men for much of the second half after Mitrovic was red carded.

Things looked a bit shaky when it was just 2-1, and the red card, but Newcastle rallied and blew Spurs away with some excellent goals on the break.

We did our bit, with an Oli G hatrick, a last minute Arteta (own goal) goal and via various nervous and anxious phone goal relays through the stadium, we somehow finished second with a convincing win against the bottom side.

In one of our worst seasons for years, we managed to finish above a team who had their best season for years. In the words of Nelson Muntz, HAHA.

Arteta Off…

It was a fitting end to an emotional club captain’s innings, Mikel Arteta visibly upset as the players gave him a guard of honour.

Tomas Rosicky also said goodbye at the end of the game, where we finished above Spurs, not sure if I mentioned it. Mathieu Flamini was thought to be hiding in the toilets, so his goodbye was put on ice…

More later reader(s)…



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