Your second update from God's prison, Australia, a rare top ten:
Simpson on Target...
Jay Simpson scored for QPR at the weekend, and Gilles Sunu debuted for Derby County.Lofty's cousin Sanchez Watt featured for Southend, and Little Jack Wilshere has swapped the Arsenal subs bench for the Bolton bench it seems, as Owen Coyle continues to let him sit out games...
BA Flies In...
Benik Afobe has signed a professional deal at the club. It was being rumoured that Afobe was being tracked by Barcelona, but his move should put pay to that sh$t.
More from Australia this time tomorrow reader(s)...
